Testimonials !

Number of one liner Testimonials are important or the quality and
content of the Testimonial is important ?

Going through numerous Testimonials I gather couple of points -
My Observations -

1. Most of the Couples are made for each other with so much of
bliss and harmony !
2. Every Couple is out of the house exploring on Indian roads ! ....causing Traffic Jams !!
where are our Indian Counter-parts of -Marco Polo,
Christopher Columbus, Vasco da Gama, Ferdinand Magellan ?
3. Many of them would put Legendary Michael Schumacher,
Jenson Button, Felipe Massa or our own Narain Karthikeyan to Shame !
With their Speedometer !
4. Some have very high Energy level that - it has to be tapped and
converted for Domestic Utility !
5. Some were born only for the steering wheels ! ..Is Mitsubishi
listening ? They can be employed as Test Drivers !
6. Virtually everyone is out on roads leaving essential domestic
rituals & No complaint comes from kid's school for absence or
incomplete home-work !
7. Finally, everyone deserves to be Number One !!